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Graphics update + Toaster from hell!

Posted in General by tom on the June 28th, 2010

Hey guys what’s up? Tom here for Vitare.net’s very own blog!

This is my first post for the blog and as some may know I like to make a big and comedic entrance however this usually fails.

First off let’s get cracking, on the forum I posted about the furniture list, click  HERE to go to the thread on the forum! I’m basically just asking you to post your ideas on the forum and update the list for me, it’ll save time and help to integrate the community with the game! Another thing, a few people were concerned about the time it will take to make this furniture and that it will delay the release of Vitare.

So, what’s this toaster from hell lark?, Take a deep breath and prepare yourself for a story of shock, horror and extreme comedy.

The other day our innocent worker Dan was making some toast, when unexpectedly the toaster had done  and the toast, with violent force, popped up about 10 centimetres (like normal toasters) giving Dan the shock of his life, causing him to shake and have nightmares. This can not go on, leading toaster manufacturers are now being made to implement anti shock technology into their toasters, such as a 10 second warning siren which sets off fireworks. Below we have an artists impression of this KILLER TOASTER!

toasterfromhellMe and Matt of course found this hilarious and thought we would share it with the world. If your new toaster has fireworks and a new sprinkler system, you know why!

Until next time!

Tom

4 Responses to 'Graphics update + Toaster from hell!'

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  1. Peter said,

    on June 28th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    I’ve never even really used a toaster. :P

  2. Conor said,

    on July 2nd, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    Lol. How come Dan didn’t tell me about this incident.

  3. Vitare Daniel said,

    on July 3rd, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    @Conor
    Because I didn’t think it was going to be posted. “Hey Conor, I made toast!”

  4. SnapshotOfASoul said,

    on August 26th, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Haha who still gets scared of toasters?

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